1. Never again
Pretty much this means that the movie sucks. This movie sucks so bad that no one should have to re-live the pain of sitting through it again. There are no possible excuses that could make seeing this movie ok. If you were on a flight to china, and the only movie playing was this one, you would have a better time staring at the guy sleeping next to you then you would watching this movie.
2. Force me
Now lets say you are on a hot date and the person with you (god forbid she chose this movie) decides to see this movie. If you have any chance of something good happening after this movie it would be worth suffering through it. This movie is bad, but perhaps not bad enough to gouge your eyes out.
3. If There's Nothing Else
Lets put ourselves into the scenario where you show up at the movie theater and all of the movies are bad. This movie would then be a last resort choice that might be worth paying the money, but dont expect to be completely wowed by the experience. If in a few years you are flippin through channels and nothing else was on except this movie, you would probably watch it over a nap.
4. Would Watch Again
This is a pretty good movie. You left the theater/bed satisfied and you said some good things about it to the person you were with. You would not mind seeing this again, but not so many times that it got boring. Too many views and you probably wont want to see it again.
5. Instant Classic
This is an amazing movie. You left the theater thinking "wow" and you sat there watching the credits not wanting it to end. You liked everything about it and would always be down to see it again. This movie is most likely a classic and something that everyone should know about and something that if you haven't seen it then i don't know why im still talking to you.
